Yeppers, I suck huge green donkey balls because I am a blog-loser. I haven't posted in eons and I still really don't have anything to say. No ethereal meanderings to prickle your little stagnant brains, no silly insights into the sex lives of amphibians, and no quaint stories of rapacious meteorological musings. I started a post about my weekend in Austin, but how interested could you be in a reunion that has been in the works for 17 years, with a former adulterous lover powerhouse chemical company exec. Nothing to see there, folks!
Christmas passed with the usual fanfare and much poorer than average fanless fare, to whit the holiday food this year was absolutely piss. Mushy, tasteless, salted denture fodder that didn't even have the pep to act like food. I drive 5 hours for this??? And then came down the edict from on high.... "I WILL NOT BE SUBJECTED TO LONG DRIVES, BOLLOCKS FOOD, AND FARTING FAMILY NEXT YEAR - I WILL EVACUATE TO MEXICO." And it is so. Already hit up snoring non-farting Grandma to visit artist Uncle in Mezco next holiday time. The wheels are set in motion.
And this last bit... I met a person. Said person is still lolling about. Lest I shake the foundations of singlehood, and fulfill my prophesy selfly ----------- person may just be Person!!!
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